misquotes, theories and speculations from Top Gear
- You can't be a true petrol head unless you own an Alfa Romeo
- Making a car faster than a Ferrari is a social no-no, kinda like vomiting on the Pope
- A tuned exhaust makes cars sound as fake as a hooker's smile
- A Koenigsegg is more comfortable than being stabbed
- Keira Knightley is an ironing board with a face
- Stig has a full sized tattoo of his face, on his face
- Jesus had a Honda
- The Viper is the american equivalent to a supercar in the same way George Bush is the American equivalent of a president
- Oversteer is always better than understeer cus u wont see the tree that will kill u
- If a Spyker and a Ferrari were to meet, the red car would pass the dutchie on the left hand side and be gone
- The only thing about a Spyker is that it looks like a fish, not a cod or a shark, but a bottomfeeder but then its dutch and they like that kinda thing
- TVR's argument for not putting airbags in their cars, "Don't crash then"
- TVR builds their cars, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled, mainly from customers complaining about how dead they were
- Owning a TVR is like owning a bear, its great until it pulls ur head off, which it would
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